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Only our hero, possibly with Sid, the glamorous spy with whom I’ll bet he has a snog during episode three, can redeem his career and British espionage’s reputation. These plums now threaten to behead the student, ostensibly for an offensive standup comedy routine (which puts Chris Rock’s punishment slap into chastening context). Our hero connects this find to the recent kidnapping of a Leeds University student by the Sons of Albion, who are not, sadly, West Brom fans, but white-pride morons striving to keep Britain British by, without any irony, emulating Islamic State videos. Instead, River stumbles across a thumb drive belonging to a sleazy blowhard hack (modelled, most likely, on me) containing loony rightwing conspiracy theories. As a result, River (his mum was a hippy) has been banished to Slough House to be tormented by Oldman’s old farts, while shuffling towards pensionable age like his sad colleagues in their unacceptable knitwear.īut, of course, that’s not what happens. It turns out that the Stansted incident was a training exercise that our maverick rookie hero failed miserably. In reality, our spies could be saving Blighty from Johnny Foreigner 24/7.
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But MI5 may well have the last laugh: after all, it’s possible that British TV and cinema is part of a vast misdirection industry that represents our spies as blundering boobs or self-involved martini shakers obsessed with intercontinental legovers. I imagine Putin’s FSB lickspittles will see this tale of their British equivalents’ incompetence as funnier than Johnny English.
At least when Oldman played George Smiley 11 years ago in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, he was dapper even in his world weariness, whereas here he has holes in socks and what looks like last night’s dinner on his tie. Scott Thomas’s eyebrows, the rest of her lemon-sucking froideur and Oldman’s world-weary shtick ought to be modules at Rada, if they aren’t already. I’m not saying Scott Thomas and Oldman could have phoned their performances as jaded spies in from their respective poolsides, or that the storyline could have been sketched on a spreadsheet, printed out and left in a dead drop in Regent’s Park for the director, but deja vu is my primary experience of Slow Horses. Have you ever farted yourself awake? Try it.
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On the plus side, he must save on alarm clocks. Oldman plays Jackson Lamb, a washed-up case who farts himself awake on his office sofa each morning before tackling the leading business of the day: another hangover. We’ve all worked in that office, am I right? “Another day dawns,” says Gary Oldman as head of Slough House’s loser brigade, “on MI fucking useless.”
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Slow Horses (Apple TV+) is adapted from Mick Herron’s sardonic spy franchise about disgraced spooks banished to a dump called Slough House (think: Sandra Oh’s office in series one of Killing Eve) for drunkenness, lechery, sociopathy and incompetence. Another spy drama, like the recent Ipcress File but more now and, disappointingly, featuring no leopardskin pillbox hats. Scott Thomas’s lips? Incredibly pursed.Īnd so it begins. On the platform, the new suspect stands smiling even though he is now in our hero’s crosshairs. Maverick hero chasing after the new suspect, White Shirt Blue T, who is heading to the Stansted Express? Check.
“No, I said ‘White shirt blue T’,” says Spider who, because he has slicked-back, oleaginous hair and wears braces, clearly can’t be trusted. White T,” complains our hero, River Cartwright, played by Jack Lowden, to his co-working nemesis, “Spider” Webb, played by Freddie Fox. Is that an apple in the suspect’s carry-on – or explosives? The former. Uber-quiffed maverick espionage hero in improbably well-tailored suit vaults barriers, shoves civilians who get in his way, pins down suspect on the asphalt while bystanders, counterintuitively, don’t film the scene for their Instagram.
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Does he mean real dogs or is that code for MI5 operatives in the field? Queries later. “Dogs are standing by, Ma’am,” says her comms guy as she and her team assess the unfolding situation at Stansted airport over TV monitors.
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